April Fools Day is over but the laughter continues. April is National Humor Month founded by author and humorist Larry Wilde in 1976. The day was designed to heighten public awareness of the benefits of joy and laughter. To test your sense of humor, this column includes a few riddles.  

Q — Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?

A — Because it was hobbit-forming!

Movie

Movie Night is at 6:30 p.m., on Friday, April 3. Frodo appears in this month's fantasy action film, which is rated PG-13. Admission is free and refreshments are provided.  

Q — What did one book say to another?

A — I just wanted to see if we are on the same page.

Book club

The book club is meeting on Sunday, April 12, instead of the first Sunday of this month.  That gives you time to read “Me Before You” by JoJo Moyes before the discussion next week.  Any interested adult may attend.

Q — What dog keeps the best time? 

A — A watch dog!

Read to a dog

Ariel, our tail waggin' tutor, will be at the library on Monday, April 6, from 4 to 6 p.m., with her handler Amber. Children are invited to read aloud to Ariel who enjoys hearing a good joke book. It is a great way to improve reading skills. 

Q — Why don't aliens eat clowns?

A— They taste funny!

Story time

Funny books will be the focus of story time on Tuesday, April 7.  Children ages one to five are invited to join Ms. Kathy at 10:30 a.m., for stories, activities, and a silly craft.

Q — Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A — It was marble cake.  

Makerspace program

A makerspace program using marbles is scheduled for Thursday, March 9, at 3 p.m.  Teams will work together to create the best marble maze with recycled materials supplied by the library. This program is designed for ages eight through 12 and is a great way to spend a school vacation day.

Board meets

Although the discussion of library business is serious, there is much laughter during the meetings of the library’s board of trustees. The next open meeting is Thursday, April 9, at 6:30 p.m. Community members are encouraged to attend.

Q — What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?

A — "Block" parties.

Gaming night

Teens are invited for a gaming night at the library on Friday, April 10. The fun starts at 6:30 p.m. Bring a friend.

Solar program

Save Tuesday, April 14 for our rescheduled Solar 101 program and remember to laugh this week.  It's good for your heart.

"It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade." wrote Charles Dickens in his novel, “Great Expectations.”  He could have easily been describing the Hilltowns instead of England.  

Book and jewelry sale

The Friends of the Library hope you got wind of the Book and Jewelry Sale this weekend. Find some fantastic bargains on books, jewelry, puzzles, audio-books, and movies. The sale is Saturday, March 28, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Sunday, March 29, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., at the Hilltown Senior Center, 1360 Rte. 443.

Bees and beekeeping

Bees fly like the wind at the speed of 15 miles per hour according to the website royalbees.com. Richard Ronconi and Mark Huth will present a program on bees and beekeeping at 7 p.m., on Monday, March 30, in the community room at the Berne Public Library.  Intro to Beekeeping is for those interested in the life of bees or are considering keeping bees. The program is open to the public as are most library programs.

Story time

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.  Children ages one to five and their caregivers will learn about kites during story time.  Join Ms. Kathy at 10:30 a.m., on Tuesday, March 31 for stories, activities, and a craft on kites.

Library survey

The library’s board of trustees would like to see which way the wind blows when it comes to the community's view of the library. If you have not filled out a library survey yet, please do so before March 31.  All residents over the age of five from the townships of Knox or Berne, including East Berne, are encouraged to express their opinions.

New catalog

The winds of change are upon us; March 31 is the first day of our new catalog. See the feature article elsewhere in this newspaper.

Friends meet

The Friends of the Library meet at 7 p.m., on Wednesday, April 1. The group will hear the summary of the book sale and get their second wind to plan a scrabble tournament.  All interested adults are encouraged to attend.

Movie night

Movie Night is on Friday, April 3, at 6:30 p.m. The featured film this month is a fantasy and there is something in the wind for our unsuspecting hero. Check our website www.bernepubliclibrary.org for the title.  Admission is free and refreshments are provided.  Since the film is rated PG-13, this is a perfect night out for teens.

If you have not been to the Berne Public Library, throw caution to the wind and visit us this week.  There is something for everyone.

"It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade." wrote Charles Dickens in his novel, “Great Expectations.”  He could have easily been describing the Hilltowns instead of England.  

Book and jewelry sale

The Friends of the Library hope you got wind of the Book and Jewelry Sale this weekend. Find some fantastic bargains on books, jewelry, puzzles, audio-books, and movies. The sale is Saturday, March 28, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Sunday, March 29, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., at the Hilltown Senior Center, 1360 Rte. 443.

Bees and beekeeping

Bees fly like the wind at the speed of 15 miles per hour according to the website royalbees.com. Richard Ronconi and Mark Huth will present a program on bees and beekeeping at 7 p.m., on Monday, March 30, in the community room at the Berne Public Library.  Intro to Beekeeping is for those interested in the life of bees or are considering keeping bees. The program is open to the public as are most library programs.

Story time

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.  Children ages one to five and their caregivers will learn about kites during story time.  Join Ms. Kathy at 10:30 a.m., on Tuesday, March 31 for stories, activities, and a craft on kites.

Library survey

The library’s board of trustees would like to see which way the wind blows when it comes to the community's view of the library. If you have not filled out a library survey yet, please do so before March 31.  All residents over the age of five from the townships of Knox or Berne, including East Berne, are encouraged to express their opinions.

New catalog

The winds of change are upon us; March 31 is the first day of our new catalog. See the feature article elsewhere in this newspaper.

Friends meet

The Friends of the Library meet at 7 p.m., on Wednesday, April 1. The group will hear the summary of the book sale and get their second wind to plan a scrabble tournament.  All interested adults are encouraged to attend.

Movie night

Movie Night is on Friday, April 3, at 6:30 p.m. The featured film this month is a fantasy and there is something in the wind for our unsuspecting hero. Check our website www.bernepubliclibrary.org for the title.  Admission is free and refreshments are provided.  Since the film is rated PG-13, this is a perfect night out for teens.

If you have not been to the Berne Public Library, throw caution to the wind and visit us this week.  There is something for everyone.

"Sweet spring, full of sweet days and roses, a box where sweets compacted lie," said British poet, George Herbert. According to the calendar, March 20 is officially the first day of spring; a season which broadly represents renewal and regrowth. 

Friends sale

While giving your home a spring-cleaning, send your used books, puzzles, movies, and jewelry to the Hilltown Senior Center on Saturday, March 21. The doors will be open from 9 a.m. to noon in order for the Friends of the Berne Library to accept your donations for their sale. If this is an inconvenient time, leave the items at the Berne Public Library during hours.

Legos League

Use the library's Legos to build a spring scene. Children ages five to 12 are invited to participate in Lego League at 11 a.m., on Saturday, March 21. Creations will be put on display at the library until next month's program.

Story time

Spring is the focus of story time at 10:30 a.m., on Tuesday, March 24. Children ages one to five develop pre-literacy skills with Ms. Kathy through stories, activities, and a craft.

Sugar maple trees

Early spring is when the sap in a tree begins to move up the stem to feed the buds. The sap of a sugar maple tree is collected by humans for the production of maple syrup.  Although all types of sweeteners should be used in moderation, maple syrup and honey have benefits not found in cane sugar. Find out more at the library.

Memoir writing

The memoir-writing group meets at 2 p.m., on Wednesday, March 25. Write a story to share with the group and facilitator MaryJo McKeon. Suggestions for this month include memories about spring, maple syrup, or honey.

Paper crafting

Sweet thoughts in a homemade card that looks professional and is a treat to receive. Experts in paper crafting will be sharing ideas and tools during a class on Thursday, March 26, at 7 p.m. To make sure there are sufficient supplies, please register for this program by March 24.  Contact the library staff by calling 872-1246 or e-mail director@bernepubliclibrary.org.

Beekeeping

The Introduction to Beekeeping program is scheduled for 7 p.m., on Monday, March 30. Richard Ronconi and Mark Huth will share their beekeeping experience with those interested in bees and those who are might like to keep bees for producing honey. Like most library programs, this one is open to the public with no admission fee.

System change

All libraries in the Upper Hudson Library System are changing the circulation software on March 31. Patrons will need their library cards to check out items on Monday, March 30 while the system switches over. Check with the staff to see if there are other changes that could affect you. 

Maple weekends

The Hilltowns Maple Weekends are March 21, 22, 28, and 29. While you are in the hill towns on March 28 and 29, stop by the Hilltown Senior Center, 1360 Helderberg Trail, Berne for the book and jewelry sale. The Friends of the Berne Library are raising money for the library by selling used books, audio-books, puzzles, movies on DVDs and VHS, music CDs, and jewelry. The sale is on Saturday, March 28 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Sunday, March 29 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.  

There is nothing sweeter than supporting and using your local library.  

March is Irish-American Heritage Month, which includes Saint Patrick's Day on March 17.  Although Saint Patrick's Day was originally a religious holiday, it has evolved into a celebration of all things Irish.  What Irish symbols come to mind?  The harp is the official national symbol of Ireland, but it was probably not your first thought.

Irish Gaelic and English are the official languages of Ireland. There are apps that can be downloaded to e-devices for learning Gaelic. Have you ever wanted to make someone into a leprechaun? Leprechaun Me is an app that does that by adding features to photos.

Apps and new technology will be the focus of the next teen program at the Berne Public Library. Participate in Teen Tech Week with Kathy on Friday, March 13.  The Teen Tech Cafe begins at 6:30 p.m.  Share your favorite app with your peers.

Knit Wits

The Irish flag consists of three vertical stripes. The green represents the Gaelic tradition, the orange represents the followers of William of Orange, and the white represents the aspiration for peace between them. Those who knit or crochet use these colors in their creations.  Bring your own project to work on during the Knit Wits program on Sunday, March 15, at 7 p.m. It promises to be a peaceful night with other adults who share your passion.  

Library survey

Legend says leprechauns are wee folk that are mischievous and intelligent.  They like to play odd tricks but are generally harmless.  Perhaps that is who changed the due date of the library surveys to March 1, which is incorrect.  The trustees are very interested in hearing your opinions about the library, so please fill out a survey on paper or online and submit it anytime in March.  The survey is for everyone living in Berne, East Berne, and Knox.

Story time

Wee folks, ages one to five, are invited to story time at 10:30 a.m. on Tuesday, March 17.  Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with Ms. Kathy, our favorite Irish lass. Listen to stories, participate in activities, and make a craft during this pre-literacy program.  

Donations

Spring officially begins on March 20.  As you begin your spring house cleaning, remember that the Friends of the Library are interested in your books, movies on DVD or VHS, audio-books, puzzles, and jewelry. Bring your boxes and bags of donations to the Hilltown Senior Center, 1360 Helderberg Trail, Berne on Saturday, March 21, between 9 a.m. and noon.  If this time is inconvenient, bring your donations to the library during hours before March 27.

The book and jewelry sale is on Saturday, March 28, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. and Sunday, March 29, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Hilltown Senior Center.  Enjoy a pancake breakfast in the area during the Hilltown Maple Weekend and then head to the Hilltown Senior Center for the sale. You should be able to find good books by authors of Irish descent, which include Vince Flynn, Pat Conroy, Michael Connelly, Nora Roberts, and Mary Higgins Clark.

We’d like to share this Irish saying, "May you get all your wishes but one, so that you will always have something to strive for!"  

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